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This
Society was set up in 1964 to let people know about the rights of Chocolate
Muffins. For the last nearly 35 years they have been campaigning for increased
rights of the Chocolate Muffin. They feel that the current justice system
is unfair on Chocolate Muffin and takes no account of their own muffin
rights. The society believes that muffin should have equal rights to humans
and should be able to live normal lives instead of having to live on shop
and supermarket shelves. They believe that the baking of muffins is cruel
and harmful to the muffin and feel that no consideration has been taken
into account on how the muffins would have the most painless baking. They
are often sending petitions off to the government to try and better the
living conditions of the chocolate muffins.
The society is not very well known around
the world because many governments suppress it incase of public encouragement.
But it is well known by those in the government that there are frequent
meeting between the two sides taking place behind closed doors. The director
of the RSPCM is Harold Bonopart who previously was the leader of a team
of dog biscuit developers and testers. After finally developed and marketed
a well known Dog Biscuit he them had a drastic career change after witnessing
the terrible cruelty of the way the muffins were treated. He set up the
RSPCM to do something about this grave injustice and the organisation has
been going strong since. (Unfortunately Mr Bonopart died 2 years later
from eating too many dog biscuits.) The organisation has been increasing
in numbers since it began and now has a 145.6 strong work force. The RSPCM
is a non violent society which although has strong beliefs on the cruelty
to chocolate muffins, would never use force or violence to succeed on what
they wanted.
The RSPCM has three stations worldwide. There is one in China, one in the USA and one here in the UK. The exact locations of these establishments is unknown because there whereabouts are kept strictly confidential from the government. To raise money for the RSPCM, because they are not funded by the government and have no known private investors, they raise their money by producing a monthly magazine called 'Muffin Monthly' which they sell and if you are lucky enough will be able to obtain a copy of from some street vendors. The magazine contains feature articles on stories of chocolate muffins, debates of recent issues about the injustice of the treatment of chocolate muffins, cartoons, recipes, and interviews with people involved with the RSPCM. They also sell Muffin Friendly Chocolate muffins from stalls on travelling fairs and circuses around the world.
Overall the RSPCM has been trying to gain greater rights for the chocolate muffin and for the although for the last nearly 35 years has not succeeded much, it is thought likely that soon revelation will come to the population of the world and the RSPCM will come out triumphant!
