10 Muffin Tips

• Always eat muffins for breakfast, it is the best time of day to eat them.

• Never share them with anyone unless they will share theirs with you, they are far too delicious.

• Always eat full sized muffins and never the mini ones which are only about one mouthful each.

• Make sure you always have a good supply of muffins in the fridge of freezer so you don't run out.

• Start a muffin fund so have enough money to keep your cupboards stacked full of muffins.

• Always wash down the muffin with a glass of ice cold milk or a mug of tea.

• Always have chocolate chip muffins as these are the yummyist.

• A muffin a day makes you fat.

• Always eat muffins regardless of whether you are hungry or not.

• Don't eat your cat by mistake if his name is Muffin. (like mine)

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