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Every
morning and evening, the loyal followers of Muffin the Mule worship the
nearest muffin factory. They have a special mat which they kneel on made
out of muffin casings and at 6.00am and 6.00pm them say the special muffin
prayer, and thank the muffins for their leader and religion.
They pray for equality between man and muffin and for a time when they can live together in harmony with no hard feelings between each other. They pray for freedom to eat as many muffins as they want at any time without getting fat and believe that muffins are the main necessity in our diets. They have an idol in each room in their house made out of Chocolate muffins and are constantly praying to it. They do not see eating the muffins as a bad thing but simply each time you eat them you are freeing the muffins soul.
They think that in the future the number of muffin worshippers will increase and world peace will be brought about by the calming agent found in chocolate muffins. They also believe that one day the number of chocolate muffins will become so large and dominant that one day muffins will take over the world. They say that this will be the end of the world for all humans except for the loyal followers of Muffin the Mule and muffins will become rulers of this earth!
